alyxisadork

i'm alex. i'm an extremely opinionated cunt who needs to shut her whore mouth and get back to the kitchen.

Jul 30

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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theofficialmrsclaus:

"i’m gonna get a boyfriend this year"

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hows:

Aries: gay
Taurus: gay
Gemini: gay
Cancer: gay
Leo: gay
Virgo: gay
Libra: gay
Scorpio: gay
Sagittarius: gay
Capricorn: gay

Aquarius: gay

Pisces: gay

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unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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basedgosh:

powerful Fish Orb

basedgosh:

powerful Fish Orb

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idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

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youtubers-andthings:

Youtubers in Pisa:
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And then there’s Troye:
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shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

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