alyxisadork

i'm alex. i'm an extremely opinionated cunt who needs to shut her whore mouth and get back to the kitchen.

Sep 14

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Sep 13
wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

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  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

kohwala:

stop seeing silence as something that needs to be filled

(via ruinedchildhood)


ruinedchildhood:

when my song come on in the club

ruinedchildhood:

when my song come on in the club

(via thepurplellama)


gayorb:

girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move

(via stumppsd)


wank-r:

me at school

wank-r:

me at school

(via hit-an-alltimelow)



kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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scarlett is so tired of this shit

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lettersfromtitan:

sashaforthewin:

bonerstew:

Mark Ruffalo, eating Ruffles on a Buffalo

You’re my favorite artist

At this point, I’m shocked when I’m seeing these things before they are reblogged by actual Mark Ruffalo.

lettersfromtitan:

sashaforthewin:

bonerstew:

Mark Ruffalo, eating Ruffles on a Buffalo

You’re my favorite artist

At this point, I’m shocked when I’m seeing these things before they are reblogged by actual Mark Ruffalo.

(via doctordonna10)


literarynerd:

Well this is the best thing ever.

literarynerd:

Well this is the best thing ever.

(via harclon)


shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

(via live-for-the-reblogs)


frat bros lip sync to taylor swift’s shake it off, wildly entertain

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