alyxisadork

i'm alex. i'm an extremely opinionated cunt who needs to shut her whore mouth and get back to the kitchen.

Oct 18

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via lindsaaytuggey)




bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

(via dorkydeanofficial)


tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

(via theyredeadjim)


  • my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

(via savepunknroll)



visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via dorkydeanofficial)


misandry-mermaid:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

I laughed at that comment for a solid 5 minutes.

misandry-mermaid:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

I laughed at that comment for a solid 5 minutes.

(via hasmywishcometrueyet)


littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

(via dorkydeanofficial)


klainechel:

real talk tangled is better than frozen 

(via clumsy-trickster)


panicvision:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

Christmas is canceled. :(

panicvision:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

Christmas is canceled. :(

(via dorkydeanofficial)


spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(via laughing-llama)


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