alyxisadork

i'm alex. i'm an extremely opinionated cunt who needs to shut her whore mouth and get back to the kitchen.

Aug 30

i-cant-let-you-down-again:

i have so many questions about this

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breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

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TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

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lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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felonyvandyke:

i want trans kids to be safe so badly.

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captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

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twouniverseswouldcollapse:

moni-gillan:

Doctor Who: Songtaran Carols

WORTH MY LAST LITTLE BIT OF TUNNEL BEAR USAGE!

everyone is getting this on their christmas cards this year

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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Dreams do come true.

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inabasket:

follow my blog, it’s gluten free

inabasket:

follow my blog, it’s gluten free

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miamiacoda:

DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH

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